okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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sometimes skyrim is funny like you wake up drunk married to a hag raven but sometimes its scary like you bludgen a man to death to earn the favor of a daedra god

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Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'

Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

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Mornings are my favorite. They’d be infinitely better like this.
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good thinkin
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oh i think i will animals
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wombat riding turtle

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

Robin Williams (via booksquoteslove)

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